#1: Mr. Clean
-Nintendo: Thank you for calling Nintendo. How can I help you?
-caller: I think theres something wrong with my SNES
-Nintendo: What seems to be the problem?
-caller: Well, I tried to play it the other night and I couldn't get any of my games to work, so I decided to clean them because I thought they were dirty.
-Nintendo: And that didn't work?
-caller: No, and in fact I think all of my games are ruined.
-Nintendo: How did you clean your games?
-caller: I put them in the dishwasher on normal cycle.
-Nintendo: ...
-caller: Do you think you can fix them?
-Nintendo: At this point, it may be a good idea to upgrade to a newer system. I'd also recommend using a cleaning kit in the future instead of using your dishwasher for your games.
-caller: I wish someone had told me that before.
#2: The Math Wiz
-Nintendo: Nintendo hotline- how can I help?
-caller: In Spyro, how many more fairies do I need to get to have 20 fairies?
-Nintendo: Well, uh, how many fairies do you have now?
-caller: Sixteen.
-Nintendo: Sooo... there's 20 fairies and you have 16, meaning you neeeed... [pauses, hoping that the caller will figure this out himself.]
-caller: I dunno. You tell me.
-Counselor:...
-caller:...
-Nintendo: Four. The answer is four fairies.
-caller: oh. *click*
#3: The Track Star
-Nintendo: Thanks for calling Nintendo. How can I help you?
-caller: I just got Track and Field for my Gameboy and I think there's something wrong with it.
-Nintendo: What seems to be the problem?
-caller: Well, it's missing the table tennis event.
-Nintendo: ...
-caller: What do I do?
-Nintendo: Actually, the Track and Field game doesn't have a table tennis event in it.
-caller: Why not?
-Nintendo: Well... I think it's called Track and Field because all the events take place one a TRACK or a FiELD.
-caller: Oh. Thanks.
#4: The Clueless Caller
-Nintendo: Nintendo hotline- how can we help you?
-caller: How do I get the key from the skeleton standing in the pond?
-Nintendo: I'm guessing your game is Shadowgate?
-caller: Nah, I don't think so.
-Nintendo: Trust me- It's Shadowgate
-caller: No, I think it's something else.
-Nintendo: [tired of arguing, gives out pertinent Shadowgate tip.]
-caller: ok, thanks. I have another game I'm having problems with. Hold on, I'll get it.
-Nintendo: Actually, the phone lines are really crowded as this is a toll-free number. Maybe you could call back when you have the game.
-caller: No. It's too hard to get through.
-Nintendo: I'm sure you understand that we would like to serve everyone.
-caller: Yeah, but never mind. I'll go get the game.
HA HA HA. Which one of those caller do you think was the, well, I shouldn't say it.
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